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FIVE OF MY PROBLEMS THAT WERE CAUSED BY OTHER PEOPLE:
5. My half-brother is macking on my best friend and she isn't shooting him down.
4. After a crazy weekend in New Jersey, my mom married the Guacamole Guy and is only just now telling me about it.
3. My stripper neighbor is in rehab and I'm still watching her five-year-old daughter.
2. Despite all of my efforts to prove them otherwise, everyone seems to to think that I'm just a lazy disappointment.
1. And even though he insists that he's not, my boyfriend is way out of my league.
This is the story of everyone else.
And me.
A tale of growing up, throwing up, showing up, and a (slightly bigger) Moose
(The sequel to 'Et Al.' that literally no one asked for)
(and keish 'pusha t' made that banner)